In general, I find myself hating women’s ministries. I know that sounds odd because I love being a woman, and I’m a Christian, and I write a blog about being a Christian woman (or try to). But sadly, this is true. Every time I try to get involved in one, either the cynic in me wells up and can’t stop making fun of the cheese or I get frustrated at how squeaky clean it all is. Every women’s Bible study, ministry event I’ve been a part of has been warm, fuzzy, flowery, and so often centered on being mothers and wives because let’s face it, in the Christian world that is a woman’s highest calling. Don’t get me wrong, I love being married, and I look forward to being a mom, and I think mom’s deserve more praise and love than they get, but what about the rest of women out there. What about the women who are called to be single and therefore will never be mothers in the traditional biological sense? What about the women who aren’t big fans of kids but still love Jesus?
I always feel like an outsider after I leave a women’s ministry/Bible study. I’m married, yes, but I’m not a mother yet, and I haven’t decided 100 percent if I want to go that route with my life. Sometimes I feel my life would be perfectly wonderful just me, John and our dog. I’m the girl who is extremely passionate about her career. I’m getting my Master’s degree in the hopes that when I do start on the career path, I’ll be able to skip a few levels. I look forward to the day when I’ll have my own office, heck, even my own cubicle would get me excited. I love going to work and getting a paycheck and what I love even more is that my future career (if anyone will hire me after this graduate degree is complete) is that its something I’m passionate about and love doing anyway. I don’t get the sense that any of the other women at these things feel the same way. Most of the conversation is about how to deal with the stress that comes from being the caregiver of your family, how draining it is to be sacrificing all the time, which is completely valid and things I feel too. But what about the difficulties of being a woman in a man’s world, the struggle to find the balance in being a working mom, the frustration of being over-30, still single and how your mother is not okay with that even though you are? When do we get to talk about that?
Even though all those are points of frustration, I think the most aggravating thing about women’s ministries are the fact that they are the hub of church faking-it. Everywhere I turn I see those plastic smiles that scream “Everything’s Leave-It-to-Beaver fantastic here! I have everything under control all the time! My house is always clean like a picture in a magazine!” Either I’m a complete failure as a woman, but that is not how my life is. My life is messy, not train wreck messy, but everyday life messy, and I don’t even have kids yet. I can’t imagine all these mothers have it all together all the time. To me church should be a safe place for people to let it out that they don’t have it all together, but church is one of those places that we shove all of our messes under the bed and into the closet no one ever opens. No one really cares what you answer when they ask, “How are you?” during meet-and-greet time Sunday morning. And women are experts at faking it. Now maybe, I’m wrong. Maybe I’ve never stuck around long enough for these women in these ministries to let their guards down and pull out their messes, and that would be my fault. However, I’ve been seeped in the church my whole life, so I don’t think I’m wrong here.
If you know of a women’s ministry that does let women relax and be authentic, please let me know so I can move there and be a part of it.